“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
life alert but for people with panic disorder and whenever you hit the button someone shows up wherever you are with a blanket, some baby animals to play with, your medication (if applicable), ten of your favorite food, and a hand-written card that plays your favorite song when opened and says “take as long as you need!” on the inside