“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
(via sexybritishllama)
ya feels me dog do you feel what I am saying can you reach out and touch it like a small baby animal
ok but
life alert but for people with panic disorder and whenever you hit the button someone shows up wherever you are with a blanket, some baby animals to play with, your medication (if applicable), ten of your favorite food, and a hand-written card that plays your favorite song when opened and says “take as long as you need!” on the inside
