March 2012
all I want are toys
I heard a tiny licking sound and turned around to see one of my cats asleep, kneading the air and dreaming about nursin’
aw
in 7th grade this boy liked me and when I found out he didn’t anymore I ran up to him and kicked his legs, didn’t say a word and left
I’m likely to not be attracted to you unless you have at least bigger than average lips
Anonymous asked: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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“Wars, conflict, it’s all business. “One murder makes a villain....”
– Charlie Chaplin
loveslight:
what if you become a magical girl and you don’t like your outfit
on the up and up, finally feeling motivated again
and I don’t have anything witty to say about it
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“Is this how I’m supposed to feel now?” “I don’t know, I’ll check the manual.” “And?” “It says that you’re feeling the right way.” “What way is that?” “It says that there is no right way to feel but, right now, after something like this happens, you do need to feel however you’re feeling and that...
Anonymous asked: why is your hair thinner?
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bad, bad pull day
my hair is a significantly thinner on the top of my head in one spot
go away, I don’t need this shit
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I’ve never liked girls who look too *~American girl~*
I’m wearing a nightgown that says purrfect mom on it with embroidered cats
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“The City of Gainesville is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action/Drug-Free Workplace employer and does not discriminate in hiring. Minorities, Women, and Disabled are encouraged to apply.”
oh glad to see I’m just as good as a disabled person, I was worried
pet store fish make me sadder than any of the other creatures there
vahana:
if you’re a guy and you wear abercrombie, hollister, aeropostale, and american eagle
you need to go
o lawd worst mood
someone talk to me
Ellen Page has the nicest butt
sigh
the strange sensation of hands bubbling
I need somethin’ different
why does everyone think they are socially awkward
is that the cool thing to be nowadays
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man it is really weird when my mom walks in my room naked
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saddest ugh slippery
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Rape Prevention Tips
queeranarchist420:
don’t rape anyone
seriously it’s never okay to rape
being covered in tattoos looks really dumb, I’m sorry
smiling is for suckers
earlier a fuzzy caterpillar crawled on my face and looked me right in the eye
oh GOD I’ve been cursed by his hell eyes, goodbye everyone
I don’t have much time left
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I wish the internet was real life
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girls make me really nervous
undiscoveredrevelations:
WHY AM I SO JEALOUS OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY !?
ugh someone come over and rub my throat until I go to sleep
please
forreal
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“kiss me and you will see how important I am”
– Sylvia Plath
franfine:
what if you just crab walked away from someone after an argument
