yummy nummy

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:55:57 -0400

me: /fucks everything up forever

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:49:22 -0400

me: /fucks everything up forever

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:04:08 -0400

waaty: “gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor. how can you tell if a baby is gay?...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:03:49 -0400

waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.

foxnewsofficial: sunglasses emoji but with one lens taken out so you can see me winking

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:03:39 -0400

foxnewsofficial:

*sunglasses emoji but with one lens taken out so you can see me winking*

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 16:02:52 -0400

ya feels me dog do you feel what I am saying can you reach out and touch it like a small baby animal

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:59:46 -0400

ya feels me dog do you feel what I am saying can you reach out and touch it like a small baby animal

babylizard: ok but life alert but for people with panic disorder and whenever you hit the button...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:56:40 -0400

babylizard:

ok but

life alert but for people with panic disorder and whenever you hit the button someone shows up wherever you are with a blanket, some baby animals to play with, your medication (if applicable), ten of your favorite food, and a hand-written card that plays your favorite song when opened and says “take as long as you need!” on the inside

neopreps: ANIME OPENINGS MAKE ME BELIEVE IN MYSELF

Wed, 29 May 2013 17:05:44 -0400

neopreps:

ANIME OPENINGS MAKE ME BELIEVE IN MYSELF

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Wed, 29 May 2013 16:55:46 -0400

dualchainz: jesus aint die for yall to write fanfiction

Wed, 29 May 2013 16:52:19 -0400

dualchainz:

jesus aint die for yall to write fanfiction

nosdrinker: kim jong un looks like a cabbage patch doll

Wed, 29 May 2013 16:30:01 -0400

nosdrinker:

kim jong un looks like a cabbage patch doll

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Wed, 15 May 2013 03:31:29 -0400

liberals smell like dirty feet and bong water /flies away into the sunset on a giant hawk

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:28:09 -0400

liberals smell like dirty feet and bong water /flies away into the sunset on a giant hawk

"The conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin is the most important discussion you..."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:10:36 -0400

“The conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin is the most important discussion you can ever have.”

- Iain Thomas (via somethingformyself)

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:27:28 -0400

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh: If anal sex is wrong why does it feel so fucking good Can your god answer that huh

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:26:57 -0400

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

If anal sex is wrong why does it feel so fucking good
Can your god answer that huh

claydols: didja know that being openly bitter about being single and bringing people down for being...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:26:16 -0400

claydols:

didja know that being openly bitter about being single and bringing people down for being in a happy relationship just makes it less likely that someone will want to date you

overl0rd: holy shit.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:23:43 -0400

overl0rd:

holy shit.

desirethemoon: I find it really hard to criticize someone when I understand/am aware of the...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:47:46 -0400

desirethemoon:

I find it really hard to criticize someone when I understand/am aware of the reasoning behind their behavior. To be mad, when you know why something exists, is pointless.